I recently found out Tammy Duckworth is my fifth cousin, which I realize doesn’t mean squat but I still think is pretty cool. I’d vote for any ticket she’s on.

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

He’s not actually a successful businessman.

I personally am praying for Harris-Duckworth.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

Every damn day he does something to remind me of Yeats’ The Second Coming:

Don’t make me love you, Martha.

Also not widely known - the rumble strips at the sides of motorways are to let blind drivers know what road they’re on and what junction’s coming up...

that thigh gap thou

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

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“I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that’s true, but the facts and the evidence tell me it is not.”

I hear that. But he’s surrounded himself with people I would call evil (esp Bannon) and is letting them lead him down the evil path.

This entire article was terrifying, but I’m not gonna lie: it felt GREAT to know what all the protests and marches and lawsuits have really gotten under his thin, evil skin.

Well hey Trump fans, looks like you should boycott Facebook, Twitter, and Reddit! That’ll really show us!

The real lessons from Bowling Green:

I hoped so as well, but,

“original retail price $118 for just season one”

“but the sheep candidate had emails and Baaa-nghazi”