I recently found out Tammy Duckworth is my fifth cousin, which I realize doesn’t mean squat but I still think is pretty cool. I’d vote for any ticket she’s on.

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

He’s not actually a successful businessman.

I personally am praying for Harris-Duckworth.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

Every damn day he does something to remind me of Yeats’ The Second Coming:

Don’t make me love you, Martha.

Also not widely known - the rumble strips at the sides of motorways are to let blind drivers know what road they’re on and what junction’s coming up...

that thigh gap thou

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

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“I told the American people I did not trade arms for hostages. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that’s true, but the facts and the evidence tell me it is not.”

I hear that. But he’s surrounded himself with people I would call evil (esp Bannon) and is letting them lead him down the evil path.

This entire article was terrifying, but I’m not gonna lie: it felt GREAT to know what all the protests and marches and lawsuits have really gotten under his thin, evil skin.

“but the sheep candidate had emails and Baaa-nghazi”

A few weeks ago, my extremely moody and snotty-ass 13-year-old was giving me the usual bullshit as I was asking her to put on her seatbelt (all the while, refusing to put on her seatbelt). I was just wrecked from everything, my job, the election, you name it, and I leaned over and screamed, “Put on your mother-fucking…

1) Lots of young people watch The Bachelor
2) The only fucking young people you know are sports writers.
3) Therefore, the young people you know watch The Bachelor.

Drew, my man, don’t become “Old Man Yells at Cloud.”

“Frederick Dougie Fresh, a terrific guy. One of the best.”

I saw the story this morning, and thought about what was being implemented and the state-by-state level at which that is happening, and realized all this will do is consolidate college football’s power within the South, particularly, the Deep South.

States like California or in the midwest or wherever who do this,…