i think that melania does herself no favors standing next to FLOTUS. the genuine warmth next to the steely coldness of excess botox and lack of a soul is very jarring.

Not all of her victims’ blood is the same color.

Outfit shaming is bullying but fuck it, I’ll bully that traitor to womankind. She looks like Mr. Peanut had a baby with the old NE Patriots logo.

Sidebar—I really like Melania’s ensemble. Too bad the Apricot Pol Pot had to be elected for me to get to see it.

The different shades of red are killing me. The whole ensemble is giving me anxiety.

Appearances are often deceiving but Aaron Rogers does seem like a good, shy dude . So it makes sense that he’d take comfortable domesticity with his significant other over a batshit crazy family drama.

Rich people are full of shit

Or at work, where often you’re not allowed to install extra software able to use other browsers due to shitty internal systems that were built around Active X

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That is not the original airwolf, when the show was canceled it became an air ambulance and crashed in 92, killing 3 (Thanks Robot Chicken!). A replica was made for a helicopter museum in TN, which failed, moved to another museum, and then to the current owner. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airwolf_(helicopter)

Hard to believe people call you a complete shit writer Hamilton

Because you’re an asshole.

But what the hell is it doing in the middle of the street?!?!?!

I would just like to state that at one point in my 20s, I quit my day job to be a dancing spoon in a tour of Beauty & the Beast.

Apologies for copying most of what I responded to another comment, but I honestly think Trump as President is far less scary than Pence as President. Trump is already contradicting senior Republicans on big things like healthcare, and committing them all to things they literally can’t deliver on. It will cause at…

“ most beauty stores have return policies that make it easy for you to return a product even after you’ve used it”

Meh

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

In addition to your husband’s signature, the credit approval will require disclosure of your race. ?