If only there was a way to simply pass over the blog posts you don’t want to read.

My favorite feature of Prime is that when you decline the free 2-day shipping and select anytime delivery you get a dollar credit towards streaming. If you order a lot of things, but aren’t in a huge hurry to get them it ads up quick and suddenly you’re getting a $5 rental for free.

I don’t what’s funnier. The replies that seem to belive this is actually real, or the ones going “THAT’S NOT A SELFIE!”

I wasn’t even born when Woodstock happened but even I knew that Woodstock and Farrah Fawcett were totally different decades, girl.

She reminds me of people who use the phrase “olden times” to describe everything from Ancient Greece to the 1990s.

I asked her associate Ashley McGowan why she thinks flower crowns have become so huge. “It’s that Farrah Fawcett thing, like, a blonde beach bombshell walking through a meadow at Woodstock,” she replied enthusiastically. “It’s just about being whimsical, being trendy, being one with the earth. It’s like a throwback to…

Sheesh. Even fake third party developers hate Nintendo.

Counterpoint: all cheese is magic

This seems like it would really up the possibility of your date ghosting on ya.

Finally. All day long it seems I keep running into cute, smart, successful Chupacabras and I always feel so awkward asking if they’re single.

Both my cats are Manx. Stumpy and/or totally tailless have major attitude, likely stemming from a huge superiority complex.

EDITED CAUSE IM A DINKUS AND CONFUSED MIMOSA WITH SAMOSA

STAHP with the red velvet nonsense, everyone. It is gayroller literally just vanilla cake with a teaspoon of cocoa and a fuckload of artificial coloring. (Seriously, a BOTTLE of red food coloring in one cake!)

They sound like all the worst vodka flavours.

why does America insist that its food always taste like another food?

secretive?

A Marxist Critique of Hungry, Hungry Hippos

That cat is terrible. Why is it so moist?