After 12 children, I imagine it’s not really difficult to put an egg in there.

No, your legacy will live on after your eggs have hatched. Don’t stop believing, Lyz.

That illustration is the best. Especially her wince at the end.

This was such a great read, also:

Basically the Queen is all, “Hire dozens of nannies! We’re royals!” and Kate is like, “I hate you.” Which means William was probably all, “Granny dear, would you mind easing up on dear Kate? She wants to be a mum to Charlotte in the way she pleases,” and then the Queen was like, “I swear to god, the men in this family…

True and tangentially related story:

It took me a second to realize you meant their men’s department was tiny, and not that it was for tiny men. I am picturing miniature sweaters and such and it’s cracking me up. :)

i resent the fact that there are 24 yr olds with enough money to waste on foolish retail ventures in NYC.

Eep! Def not a fun problem for a wedding!

OMG PEOPLE GOT NEW JOBS IN THE PAST 4 YEARS! ESCANDALO!

I’m so glad that they’re doing it that way. It was really difficult to read and I think part of that was because Jamie was having to tell Claire exactly what happened, reliving it and seeing her pain.

Actually the way I read it they are doing it like the book and it will be recounted by Jamie next week. To me that will probably be the really horrible episode.

I came in here to say just this very thing! (I was, ironically, at the gym when this went up.)

I just want to say I’m really enjoying this series of posts.

I don’t subscribe to most of the belief system, but I do know alphas exist, and I also know you’re either born one or you’re not. You can’t fake your way to it. The men I’d categorize as alphas don’t NEED to neg women or act like misogynistic douches; they’re natural born leaders with strong personalities but enough…

Here’s a fact: forced and affected confidence is the leading cause of vaginal dryness.

something strange is happening in the hip area?

ADORABLE. You should make this your avatar

This fucking guy doesn’t have a 6-pack, he has an 8-pack. HE HAS HAD EXTRA ABS SURGICALLY IMPLANTED GUYS