I just realized that his left eye doesn't fully open. Which makes me actually like him more because that's what my eye does. In like every photo ever.

I find your lack of love for Amy B's delusional goddess status disturbing.

Why did Benjamin spend so much time haranguing people about "tolerance, diversity, non-discrimination," instead of mentoring teachers and developing a curriculum? "There was no simmering, hidden problem," Sparks insisted to Benjamin. "It is, and has been since its founding, a kind school, where everyone is kind."

There was a "viral" video going around of a father playing guitar to his dying infant son just after his wife had died giving birth to the baby. He was playing Blackbird. I clicked on it and then immediately stopped it as I realized this was one of the most private moments I could witness—a man consumed by grief…

Jimmy Kimmel is a text book Narcissist. He loves showing how "smart" he is by humiliating people and then gas lighting them. You can't be upset 'cause it's a joke! That halloween candy thing is just the fucking worst. He's the worst.

But it's the cutest appropriation ever. Yes it is. Yes it is with it's wittle paws.

God, I hate the word "viral". It's ruined everything. Ads no longer need to have any point as long as they can get 50 million views on Youtube (thanks, Old Spice). And 99% of "viral" content is now produced for no other purpose than to go "viral".

My sister just recently pointed it out to me, and I looked it up and verified that it was indeed true. Sadly, I have never seen them (or him, but I don't particularly want to see him), and I don't really understand where they could be. The roof? Is there a pigeon coop on the roof? Are they inside the building? Do they…

i had a cat who hid when i said "foot".

even if Bruce gender transitions, he'll still have had less work done than Kris.

I wish mine were. I tried the tinfoil on the counter thing to keep the cats off and they completely ignored it. Myth busted

That's the cutest, most fuzziest derp face I've ever seen.

Or maybe it's because, regardless of species, playing with boxes is awesome.

They're probably raccoons.

this is my cat Lisa. On the right is a brand-new, soft and fuzzy kitty bed. On the left is the amazon delivery box.

That top video is more suspenseful than 40% of the movies I see.

hahahaha i love this. i fucking love cats. they're so stupid and amazing and hilarious.

The box logic described in this article does little to explain:

I'll grudgingly accept this explanation because he is pretty cute.