If you’re the kind that stays completely silent during head I’ll tell God to send your dick elsewhere too

Dear God, I never ask for anything. So please, please keep me away from any dude who might say “thank you for doing this” when I fuck him. Amen.

If it weren’t for the racism, I would 100% love to work there and come up with stuff like “sexy poop emoji”

I saw one of the activists who was detained, and she told me that she got laser surgery for her eyes afterward, because she’s preparing for it, she says, if she’s ever detained again, she’ll be in a better position if they confiscate her eyeglasses.

Good to see the male gym teacher is staying on-brand in 2018.

All I am thinking of are the little daughters of GOP officials, in their sundresses and hair-ribbons, 10 years away from being assaulted by some turd at a party. A whole new generation being groomed/indoctrinated to accept this hellscape as normal.

Can’t believe no one has said the most obvious trick yet - 1 tbsp instant coffee.

This one undid me. It was so unexpected.

I also have a thousand-year-old egg heart and had zero interest in seeing this until now, because no review I’ve seen has mentioned food porn. I will watch it for the dumpling and satay scenes alone.

I read the WP profile on Ford that came out last week and it said her dad was a conservative and they went to a country club frequented by conservatives. It was during the Reagan era.

Over and over, my attention keeps going to the conservative women defending this piece of shit and casting doubt on the accusations. What’s most amazing to me is - Dr. Ford IS those women, even though she votes Democrat now and seems like a nice moderately-progressive white lady. She grew up in a conservative,…

We were supposed to ROOT for them?! 

lol! That reminds me, I watched “Atonement” with my Mom (aww) which was just as cringey. Although we both agreed on how great the dress was.

This is way, way too accurate. 

I am SHOOK. “If you see those shoes out in the wild, you’re about to have a stroller run over your foot.” 

there’s only so many times one can enjoy watching something that effectively boils down to the negotiation of property rights of Georgian England, but with added “swooning”

“Anna Karenina”, “The Duchess”, that terrible-looking Freud/Jung one with Fassbender I keep meaning to see.

This is not shade or a dig, but I can’t believe KK is only 33. That means she was young AF in all my favorite movies of hers, which are all of her movies.

This list doesn’t even have Channing Tatum from “She’s The Man” and is therefore void.

Gemma is going to be fab.