Looks like baby Moana to moi.

If that was my daughter, we would see a movie and get ice cream after school. And hit the arcade too.

Here are the 18 members of Congress who are behind it - may they never, ever live it down:

Come through, right opinions! <3

Thanks - at least there’s one thing I’m good at :)

I’m a Hamptons 19-month-old brought to one of Ina Garten’s backyard parties and given a plate of assorted chic yum-yums (5 olives, 2 parmesan crisps, a corner piece of honeyed baklava, some shavings of ibérico) to pick at while everyone else commits to their lobster boil.

Following Jonathan on Twitter is highly recommended - it’s almost dangerously uplifting!

Counterpoint: I would gladly eat Antoni’s 3-ingredient “salads” and grilled cheese every day, but that’s because I eat like a posh toddler.

I hope we all rally around this awesome, no-fucks-to-bequeath bitch. I’m delighted that she’s become a household name in a weekend.

Get him Stormy!!

It’s always this shit. Violence against women spikes during soccer games in Latin America too. Some days I can’t believe we are just expected to co exist with these huge creatures who haven’t developed a prefrontal cortex. We’re basically living with snakes.

¡Paren el mundo, me quiero bajar!

Sorry but you just named a whole bunch more grits (:

I agree! I also think this unexpected sluttiness makes her more exciting to me.

Jesus christ I had forgotten all about it. How much longer will we let Big Vanilla get away with this?!

I didn’t mean to lump Gwen into that gruel!

He’s a vile little turd, but 53% of white women probably think he’s prime dick. Slim pickings ovah theah.

I wonder how all these white people manage to get turned on by each other so bad to fuck with all these affairs and flings. They’re all about as sexually exciting as a box of instant grits.

Her parents totally have, but goddamn is she a good actress. I re-watched some episodes of the first season of ST and was just re-blown away. I can’t help but root for her.