Sorry Bobby I can’t get mad at Lee Pace ever. And also I just learned he played Legolas’ dad (!) That was HIM?

You can have your space................COWBOY

I really NEED a Kacey/Lana del Rey duet. Please universe please

The Beeb is public sector. But I agree - UK public sector salaries always seem tiny to me. For example the salaries that NHS hospital CEOs make are a PITTANCE compared to US salaries.

I think I read somewhere that RPDR has this clause thing too.

God, I love that haughty Welsh bitch.

This smacks of her agent cashing in on some enormous favor, the agent helped someone in the NBA get rid of a dead body or something. Who even remembers Fergie these days?

Give me sparkles or GTFO. And fuck Justin Timberlake retroactively for inflicting decades of men in “sexy vests” on us.

Nah, he’s the real deal. A total grind.

Just the thought of them entering into a consensual affair is incredibly depressing to me. There are no limits to the depths bad self-esteem will plunge you.

For an extra extra layer of meta, Larry can’t even do his fucking job.

For an extra giggle, zoom in on the photo of the collar lying in the street. It’s exactly what you’d expect.

I totally believe you and love your “it still works!” sign :) I also like doing signs on my curbside junk - “ropa buena”

I’m glad that Katherine is getting some non-kitty litter work!

Oh my goodness gracious I need this!

Make a shit-ton of caramelised onions. I use 2 big onions and I even put a spoon of white sugar in them because I am evil.

I guess it’s like...my pasta strainer brings me joy because it enables me putting chipotle vodka cream penne in my mouth?

Please come over now? There aren’t enough people like you in the world!

I’m guessing my current method of hanging 3 dresses inside of each other on one hanger, to avoid having to think about where I can buy more hangers, does NOT promote a positive feeling of well-being?

Throw that fucker out!