colloquialism

I feel that. I’ve also given up on today. I’m currently building a ‘make your own pizza’ online order that I will pull the trigger on right as I leave work so that I will be greeted by a large pepperoni situation shortly after I arrive at home. #blessed

28,000 kilometers is like 5 miles.

I judge people by the tires they put on their cars. I think that’s the most telling thing. Tires are like shoes.

I’m deathly terrified of the turn signal.