This is a bad take

You’re right. Now if we could just get people to stop calling all facial tissues “kleenex,” all gelatin desserts “jello,” all anal-lube-based-post-coital discharge “Santorum,” and all pedantic twats “SmaugTheUnpretentious” we’d be in great shape.

They’re parked on the lot right next to the $35k Tesla Model 3s.

It does but this is about the PRINCIPLE 

I’ve been defending Jalopnik writers against the appearance of an anti-GM bias for the last couple of days. I may be wrong. Yet another “GM is Bad” post? I would have been with you if you had stayed with GM needs to capitalize on their tech R&D. I agree that GM’s lackluster stock price is a reflection of the markets’…

What’s the automotive equivalent of a meth addiction? This.

They probably had...

Imma just leave this here, best tweet of 2019:

Yes, it’s a shitty mid-aughts GM product. Yes, the interior materials are crap. Yes, you will have to explain to anyone who asks why the hell you bought a Saturn and why this is different from a regular Ion.

Part of me admires the brutality of it, the raw unedited and unrefined brutalism of it speaks to me.

However, the other part of me has eyes.

I see where Infiniti unloaded their old lines for the EX35. What a disappointment.

Free Solo was a movie that made my palms sweat.

Not to be outdone, Andy Reid will try something similar next week and somehow give his opponent a minute back on the clock. 

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

“I’ve translated the video myself with help from a German friend and Google translate” I figured you would need help as the only German words you know are: rust, corrosion, leaking, basket case, beyond repair, junk, and hopeless.

Counterpoint. So pretty.

a huge greasy pumpkin sitting in the middle of the high tech finery.

Thank God they’ve solved this problem — FINALLY. I have noticed people around me are far too attentive while they’re driving. I’m sure I speak for every motorcyclist when I say I’m relieved this company has finally found a way to keep drivers completely distracted.