The second half of this game was my first experience with Romo’s announcing. I knew he was internet famous for predicting plays, and that was neat, but I was not prepared for the joy of listening to Romo absolutely take apart Andy Dalton from the booth. There was one drive where Dalton refused to check to passes…

When I was around 13 my father and I tried to perfect the “One Cheek Sneak” — getting a silent but deadly fart out in public without laughing. We were generally a bit noisy and the other one would detect it. Giggles all around. Anyone pulling off the OCS was supposed to get away scott-free and was legally allowed to…

I know nothing about children. (But I have heard that they’re even better than u-joint socket adapters at reaching Jeep XJ crankshaft position sensors).

There’s the opinion I share—I knew someone else wrote it out already.

I used to be a Nissan fanboy, before they decided everything should have CVT’s and be incredibly ugly.

Fuck Gawker, fuck Eric Shilling, fuck CNN. I’m here, I’ve seen these things happen. I’m on these boats. You’re actually trying to detract from the people pulling out flood victims? You deserve your own special place in hell.

I think we’re at a point where people aren’t interested in hearing about how a person who was shot by the police was going nuts with a knife seconds before. If you’re not a white man, it’s never acceptable to shoot you.

If a crowd of people surrounds my car and starts hitting it, I’m getting the hell out of there. I can’t be the only person who feels this way.

Not everyone’s a good TypeR.

Crack Pipe, but let me explain:

Soon we’ll be letting emotional support cars on planes.

None of that justifies his treatment or anyone’s treatment. How hard is that to understand?

“Why does GM automakers do crap like this is beyond me.” 

Don’t disparage American Gladiators! They are heroes for a generation. In fact he should ONLY consider cars named after Gladiators. How about a lovely Malibu? Or how about a nice Gemini? He could even import a Daihatsu Sunny! A Laser perhaps? Or a Sky? A (Le) Sabre. Storm! Titan! Cyclone! Or what about a Rebel, or…

lol

David I cannot thank you enough for reaching out. Your kind words are very much appreciated. Simply put there is nothing I would not do for my little girl. I have watched her grow and struggle for almost 6 years now. And she does so with grace and a joy that brings light to others around her. My car will remain for…

Man the r33 was always my favorite, just seemed the cleanest design with all the power and tech. I can almost feel the 25 year import rule at this point...