I KNOW THIS BASTARD AINT TALKING ABOUT NO DAMN BODY WHEN HE SHARTED ON HIMSELF AT THE WHITE HOUSE! MAYBE WE SHOULD START MAKING JOKES ABOUT HIS LOOSE ASS BOWELS! BASTARD!

"You don't obsess about it, you let it go," Roker said, chiding Morales. "You just say what it is and then it's done. There's no obsession."

When my daughter had to do a project about superheroes for school here in Singapore, she had a million to choose from, because she reads a million comic books with her dad, and manga on her own. She picked Harriet Tubman because she said Harriet Tubman was a "real live superhero." I was surprised for a second, but…

It's almost as though he went out of his way to prove Black women were right with the #BlackPowerIsForBlackMen hashtag. Timing couldn't have been better to prove us right.

I swear, we black women are just the brunt of every joke. The bottom of the barrel. We are whores and mammy's. Fat, ugly and snappy. It's bad enough that the world seems fine in believing this but it sucks that black men jump on the bandwagon to perpetuate it. This is just sad. My ancestors lived a life that you can't…

WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME!

Ah, this pesky womanbrain allowed me to forget that wives and daughters are property of patriarchs. Shit. Soooorry! I'll go scrub some floors with my hair now (or was it feet? What's in the Bible? I can't remember that either.)

My liberty is not the ability to infringe someone else's liberty.

YOU KNOW FOUR PEOPLE WHO GOT PREGNANT WHILE USING AN IUD?!?!

You are one pissed off person—and what pisses you off is that she's not miserable or depressed—she's happy with her life.

Erin... you write for a gossip blog, so can the haughty bullshit.

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA resisting cyber bullying by posting a long drawn out "I turned out better than her" article on an internet blog.

She's married and has a kid and she lives in a small airportless city

You are making yourself sound like a petty, shallow, insufferable snob by mocking her ranch house, husband, job and kid. You know what? A lot of people consider that life the American Dream. Clearly it's not for you, and so it's awesome for you that you have a different kind of life. But my life is a lot like…

Dude, unfriend this woman. It's pathetic to dwell on petty kid stuff that happened what, 10 years ago? It also cheapens your "cooler" life, like you're only doing those things to prove something to this person that doesn't deserve power over you. Unfriend and go live your cool life.

You wrote a whole article to tell us you were the Homecoming Queen?

I appreciate the honesty that you explored in this piece although I think it comes across kind of... classist. I don't imagine that you would say such harsh things about your readers, as we come in all economic classes and interests.

Remove from Friends.

Good lord, woman, why do you put yourself through this nonsense? I was also bullied in a small town, but I denied my bully's "friend" request when it came down the line a few years ago. I don't wish her ill, and I genuinely hope that she's living a life that brings her happiness. I don't resent her anymore, but I…

The kid who bullied me in 4th grade. I can't remember his last name or I'd be tempted to fly to Perrysburg Ohio and kill him. Jeffrey whatever-the-fuck-your-name-is live in fear. In fear that my creaky memory ever spits out your surname. Fucker.