Hey if we are quick we might be able to get you in on a group chat with Cardi and Kylie so you can dazzle them with this hot take.

can u not

I know it won’t replace Fixer Upper because it doesn’t really combine ‘family’ with home design, but Rehab Addict, hosted by Nicole Curtis, is THE BEST home reno show out there. She is so competent and thoughtful with her restorations, and I am always in awe of the finished products. These gorgeous homes in Detroit…

In 2013

Lin-Manuel Miranda will turn The Room into a musical.

How’s your head?

You’re an ass. I hope you end up having to be a caretaker for a family member one day and are penalized at work for it, just so you can - maybe - learn to be less of an ass. Although, it sounds like you have the Republican attitude of not giving a shit about anyone but yourself, and when something personally impacts…

I used to tie a Tamagotchi to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to buy a Tamagotchi cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of Bill Clinton on ‘em. “Gimme five Slick Willie’s for a quarter”, you’d say.

I worked a Demi Lovato concert. She’s the rare artist who personally thanks the local crew before disappearing into a limo at the end of the show. It’s a small thing but it makes you feel good.

Right? He’s still a whole entire snack.

Who the fuck cheats on Colin Firth??!!!

I always find it interesting that crossing the line from Stonington, CT to RI it does kinda shift to everything being taken care of worse. Not that that SE CT is all pretty and perfect everywhere, but it does get a little more shabby and weirdly less developed (or planned?) in a noticeable way.

It’s worth noting the only cable internet provider in state (i.e., the ISP most everyone uses,) is called Cox. Commence jokes.

Jennifer Garner doesn’t get enough credit for playing the game. In one post she reminded people she’s single (on a night where she looked spectacular), promoted two of her projects, and showed that she can laugh at herself, making her super relatable. Ben Affleck never deserved her.

Vanessa Miranda had a little boy several weeks ago. She’s probably not up for a jaunt on the red carpet.

Julianne, Vanessa had the baby! Francisco! Fraaaancisco, Francisco, that’s fun to say.

Allison Janney came to win.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

I’m on level 4 here but hurtling toward 6