Clowney move, bro.

You always want your son to do something special with his life. I would have made him Isaac Newton so he would be the first notable person with that name to ever get laid.

The “Sacco” in that piece who is FanDuel’s director of communications is the same Justine Sacco who had that tweet-from-hell experience while flying to South Africa, right? She landed on her feet, I guess.

This is all the proof you really need.

That or the 3/5ers.

Jim Tomsula’s camp, meanwhile, is removing its tent from the Levi’s parking lot.

The Panthers will react better after their next loss. Third time’s a charm!

Does he have a flask in there?

Ghosts of pied noir. A lot of wounds never healed from the Algerian War.

Doctor: “ok how do you spell your name?”

This piece was so villainous. I’ll be sure to check in tomorrow for Drew’s heroic counterpoint.

Ah, so Okafor was merely singing the Duke fight song.

How to become a Philly folk hero: