Fuck this fucking piece of shit.

Yup, throwing a fun party that gets all your family and friends together is lame, lame, lame. Other non-essential things like travel are objectively and inherently superior to hosting an event that allows your loved ones to meet and have fun together.

To me, it was clear she was talking about Wrecking Ball, the Miley Cyrus video which won Video of the Year last year. There was a lot of talk when Minaj’s video came out because it beat Cyrus’s view count in 24 hours, and it clearly reached the same popularity. Something just as naked-ish but with black women, which…

Taylor has this army of friends that she makes a point of showing off to everyone, is generally acknowledged to be on top of the world, is undeniably confident and in control of her own destiny and yet somehow her friends think she needs them to jump in to defend her from any little slight. It’s kind of ridiculous.

The Walsh twins offend me with their inaccuracy.

I think Tori Spelling made out pretty well too. What’s with Brenda? That’s not even close.

Well the Ian Ziering is way, way cuter. I always thought Ian Z/Steve Sanders was the least attractive of the boys.

That’s why my rule for shopping at TJX is if it’s not a big name brand I won’t spend more for it than I would at say, H&M. And the big name brands, usually have actual retail tags on them. For everything else, pro tip, amazon mobile has a tag scanner.

SHE WAS. Nicki Minaj was mad Wrecking Ball won Video of the Year last year, and she did pretty much the same thing, which reached the same amount of popularity and yet wasn’t nominated and hence the “slim white bodies”.

K-pop music videos are best music videos.

This is the video for a song written by Max Martin, who has written probably 90% of the top pop songs of the past two decades. It’s not like it should be particularly surprising that there is nothing creative about this.

with this whole thing, am I the only one who thought mama nicki was talking about miley cyrus and her win for wrecking ball last year, before tswift butted in?

I should say something....

my whole day today is kermit w tea. everything i read. kermit with tea. everything i hear, kermit with tea. online, irl. in alternate dimensions.

“Catastrophe”, it’s on Amazon for us ‘Muricans and BBC for the Brits (suck it, Canada) had an episode about this that’s basically everything I’ve done. Shar finds out about on of Rob’s exes and promptly begins Facebook stalking. There is no “accidental” friending or other trite rom-com hijinks. It just kind of picks…

If you cast the spell correctly...

nothing, exes are exes, if something still hunts you or your partner, you didn’t move on

Personally I can’t talk about a few of my exes. Because when you invoke the name of a demon they tend to materialize out of thin air.

My husband only had one serious girlfriend previous to me..so nothing that I can think of (I don’t know much about her).

Its called compression oppression