Given all the cheating allegations taking place between Blake and Miranda, I propose the following conscious uncoupling divorce nickname, “Shambert,”

O_O HOLY FUCKING SHIT

This is both horrible and also 100% less horrifying than I was expecting a story containing the words ‘dog flipping’ to be.

I have some pretty strong feelings about people who feel they deserve awards for the work they do. I find it narcissistic and childish. She is obviously a talented and well loved artist. She has the fans and the album sales to back it up. Regardless, it doesn’t impress me when people demand that other people…

okay, but the true dick move out of all of it is when he yanked her back up from the ground like he was trying to play it off. then the poor thing just crumpled back to the floor in a daze. like, dude. everyone saw. it happened. putting her back on her feet will not un-kick flip her back. I hate it when someone…

SINCE U BEEN GONE MIGHT BE ONE OF THE MOST GLORIOUS POP SONGS OF ALL

those aren’t somersaults- those are full-on back flips.

Margaret Hamilton standing next to the code that ran the lunar lander for the Apollo Program. She is credited with saving the mission because,

Eggs are ok to keep out if they are not processed the way most American eggs are. Americans have to keep eggs in the fridge (unless they are farm fresh) because the eggs have had the protective outer coating washed away. So if your eggs come basically straight from the chicken to you, you can keep them on the counter…

Haha that was my thought too. Like I started dance lessons at 3 years old, and we did stretches and “aerobics” and whatnot. Sounds more to me like Kim just brings her kiddo with her for training sessions sometimes and has them do some fun stuff with her for a few minutes at the end. SHE IS SATAN INCARNATE!!!

That’s stuff a kid would like to do anyway, not a difficult workout. And it sounds like the trainer is Kim’s, and is just allowing North to get involved in the workout. Misleading headline in misleading. This is actually a cute story.

So... she has one her trainers teach North basic, age appropriate exercises twice a week? BURN THE WITCH! I can’t see a reason to snark about this. I think there’s nothing wrong with giving young kids a good groundwork for health and fitness. It would be one thing if he was putting a two year old through ridiculous…

That is correct! I forgot about that. And she talked about it on that show too. I didn’t watch it, but I remember reading about it.

“When exercising “Yawn #1,” you should “gently tilt your head back” and “allow your mouth to hang open widely” then “contract the back of the throat as if to perform Ujjayi breathing — a whispery breath — which is typically done through your nose with your mouth closed. Breathe deeply through your mouth so you feel…

I decided today to stop visiting and commenting on Gawker sites. “The Post” on Gawker was astounding, and the reaction by writers and editors, as well as the blaring and glaring non-reaction by some, are making me want to take my clicks and give them away elsewhere on the internet. However, I will miss you beautiful…

I watched this for 15 seconds and had to turn it off. No. Make it stop.

I mean, its a constant bummer, but this is why I live in drag when I’m forced to interact with other humans in online gaming (male names, male characters). And never, ever, EVER use voice chat. EVER.

Basically, there is no reason for voice chat.

It seems like such a stereotype, but it never fails: people who feel the need to be obnoxious turn out to be inferior and are expressing anger at others to compensate for something. Apparently “I may be incompetent, but at least I have a crappy personality” is a point of pride for some people.