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It sounds like he is either unravelling more or that the press have stopped protecting him.

I don’t care what the science says. Vincent and I will last forever!

I just assumed that was on purpose - a satirical repositioning. It’s not like he can be blind to that, given that he studied Race and Ethnicity at Stanford?

Didn’t even read the rest of the nominations because I am so excited Tatiana Maslany is in the running!

Just wanted to say well done to everyone for dismissing (and not replying to bring out of the greys) the special kind of idiots that the name Caitlyn brings out of the internet woodwork.

What kind of a creep ass person do you have to be to want R. Kelly to sing at your wedding.

“I have a big dick.” Well yeah but only when you’ve used Pym particles to convert into Giant Man.

The Dubsmash Civil War continues, with a surprise!

I have so much rage for these idiots. 1) Autism is not a worse fate than goddamn measles, 2) vaccines don’t fucking cause autism in the first place, and 3) how entitled do you have to be to not give even one solitary fuck about the health of others in your community who might not be ABLE to get vaccinated due to age

Can I be *that person* and remind everyone that the Immaculate Conception actually refers to Mary being born without sin, and if Pip/Purity was conceived during anal sex, that is technically a Virgin Birth (of sorts)?

She and Tomlinson broke up only months ago, and Hollywood Life reports that the person who had to break the news to Calder was Tomlinson’s mother.

a) Louis is obviously the 5th best member of One Direction.

I don’t care if its right, I hate the “jif” pronunciation.

I am pretty sure that thisonetimewhen thinks Jesse Eisenberg was just using hyperbole to describe how he felt being screamed at during a fan-based convention for which was was paid millions of dollars. And that because he was just using this literary device, he should be excused for comparing a work experience for

Hello there, Jesse. I’m glad you found the time to stop by Jezebel today.

Jesse Eisenberg seems so goddamned petulant all the time. I know, I know, anxiety... I have anxiety too, and it’s not much of an excuse. Promoting films is part of his job, and this isn’t the first time he’s been ridiculous and whiny about it. He doesn’t have to work in entertainment, or in superhero blockbuster films

I mean I also have severe social anxiety disorder and have thus far managed not to compare my struggles to the systemstic murder of an entire race of people.

same. i had a panic attack today.

Yeah, so do I. It is awful but not genocide awful. And I know that you can sympathize, but I highly doubt you would ever come up genocide as something analogous to what you or I or anyone with social anxiety disorder go through. Be honest, you wouldn’t. Torture, sure. Hell sure. But not genocide. Torture or hell