I’m so mad that there are no archives anywhere! I saw that link and my first thought was, “Fuck, I haven’t read her in a while. I wonder what she has to say about Dolezal.”

It was an advice column/Q&A thing where Coquette gave really glib, mean answers to everyone. I loved it!

Coquette had an advice site and lifestyle/diary site.

Well, this lesbian shit ass is sorry to hear about Mrs. Baio’s brain tumor. Nobody deserves that.

Some Social Media Manager is so fucking proud of themselves right now.

It takes all if my self-restraint to not yell, "SHUT UP AND SING!!!" when bands do that.

I love comedy and I love concerts but they should never mix! The only thing worse than the musical interludes on Chappelle’s Show is when you go to a concert and the band stops playing to tell “funny” stories.

One Million Moms would be a perfect name for our lesbian feminist knitting circle. (I assume those of us who started out straight or bi turned lesbian after watching that commercial.)

even Maude Flanders is side-eyeing this shit.

offer help in obtaining or avoiding abortion

Charlize Theron: You dodged a bullet, girl. And thankfully didn’t have to use one on that wifebeater Penn.

The world doesn’t need this show. When you have a co-host who can’t make jokes without veering into racial territory, you need to take a look at the format. Only Joan made it work because she joked about herself too. She cruel to herself.

Just let it fade away. Seriously. Melissa Rivers doesn’t have a discernible personality, let alone a fraction of the talent her mom had. The thought of Melissa Rivers and Giuliana Rancic on the same show for an hour makes me lose my will to live.

Has anyone missed Fashion Police? Anyone? Anyone?

Mark Ruffalo, always angry, but for the right reasons such as income inequality and Wall Street bullshit. And remember when you have a problem, you can always tweet him.

What I really like about Notepad++ is that it’s very light. Unlike a bunch of other text editors it takes nearly no time to load on a weaker machine. It’s somewhat poor when it comes to some features found in other editors, but i believe that they have got the balance features-portability-lightness just right.

Bellybutton challenge.
Do you have a BellyButton?

Yes.
You Win!

No.
Demon! We cast you out!

#IFYOURHANDISBIGGERTHANYOURFACE

How do you even turn your arm like that?!?

More Rachel Dolezal, yeesh. Look, I apologize if someone else has made this same point but could someone explain to me how she’s any different from Caitlyn Jenner?