a forensics report

I’ve really got to think that if you’ve got four relationships going at once that when you get busted, you’re at least a little relieved.

That, and I bet being one of the only “black” women in a majority white city appealed to her persecution complex. There are videos of her back in 2014 talking about how as a visible minority she was expected to represent the entire black experience and point of view. She pretended like she thought it was a burden, but…

Oh, God. I hadn’t even thought of that. More embarrassment!!!

I’m going to watch the “Like A Prayer” video again, instead.

Chapter 11 Creative Bankruptcy.

More like ‘Bitch I’m Irrelevant’.....

My question is this: if you’re so “Bitch, I’m Madonna,” why are you using other celebs to prop yourself up in your new video? Madge, did you stop believing your own hype?

I do get offended when other men say stupid shit like this. I rarely am in a place IRL where this subject comes up in polite company, but on the off chance that it does I make it very clear;

You’re not grey because you’re a man and that doesn’t fit the narrative. Lose the persecution complex. Lots of people, even women who tend to agree with Jezebel’s stances, are also grey.

I mean why is The Rock THE MOST DELIGHTFUL HUMAN EVER.

Yeah yeah. It’s cool they won their case and all. But more importantly, I want to do FILTH with Adam Horovitz.

That’s weird. Because I always thought the Beastie Boys were known to let suits

It’s possible she was abused as a child. But not everyone who experiences childhood trauma develops a disorder, just like not everyone who does weird terrible shit has a diagnosable mental illness. We don’t know the first thing about this woman outside of the terrible shit she’s done and some weird cherry-picked…

Yeah, I’m sticking with Attention Whore.

Why is everyone talking about “transracial” when this obviously a classic case of Munchausen by Skin Color.

How can she even know for sure? There were no “medical witnesses,” she hasn’t taken any tests to prove it. Maybe being born in the woods is fluid, like, do I feel like I was born in the woods? I might, depending on what types of advantages are available to me if I say yes.

Disagree. Top Gear has been through multiple changes since it launched in 1977. Most younger people (and especially Americans) are only familiar with the post-2002 iteration, the iteration that gave it its widespread appeal, but Top Gear has been the name of the BBC’s automotive magazine program for nearly 40 years,…

You mean the one with Tiff? It’s called Fifth Gear. (Flame-suit on, lol)

TG is really, really old. It has changed formats many times. There is no need to change the name. Settle down, Beavis.