Pretty sure the Queen has at least 10 more years in her, if we take into account Queen Mum’s lifespan as well as the fact that they are all utterly surrounded by the best healthcare specialists in the world. Prince Phillip is still going strong even after a couple close calls.

The only things known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Weedle. He reasoned like this: you can’t have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously.…

Please. Like her head isn’t going to be put on top of a mecha body for her 1000-year reign

That pretty much confirms she’s talking about Louis CK. Also, she tweeted something about how the magazine was “bringing negativity” or something like that by writing the article speculating about Louid, and she deleted the tweet as well.

Is that including or excluding the spider eggs?

“Remember when they used to just playMother, May I Sleep With Danger? and Golden Girls reruns?”

I think awareness campaigns can be good if it’s about something that not many people are aware about. A family friend had breast cancer and she thinks awareness campaigns are stupid because people are already aware. How about raising money for a cure?

The funniest part to me is that the ALS awareness part of the Ice Bucket thing was totally an afterthought — I had people doing that on my feed challenging others to do for a variety of charities, usually one of their choice (often firefighter related, since that’s who was doing it), for months before it went wide. It…

I don’t believe women who say they have never masturbated.

Not very many people paid for it, which is probably the real reason she stopped. Or the planets aren’t aligned right. She stepped on a crack. Something something. Hopefully she fades away for a nice, long time.

Some things that were trending today:

Yeah I think she’s really pregnant, but I’m sure she’s not at the end of her first trimester yet. I’m a short AND short-waisted person like Kim, so I know that feel of gaining like three pounds and all of a sudden your skirts won’t zip all the way up to your waist.

The one thing with the ice bucket challenge is that a lot of people really weren’t aware of ALS (I’m glad it raised money though).

Sure Iggy, whatever helps you sleep at night/saves face.

Yeah, I agree, she’s doing that herself, her life is too publicised for her to risk a huge lie like that.

Yeah. I have a friend (probably in her mid-40s) who didn’t orgasm until she met her current husband when she was like... 17? Not quite as long, but it’s definitely a thing. She grew up in a very religious family, too. :\
So I believe women when they say they don’t masturbate, or when they say they haven’t had an…

I didn’t until I was in my mid-twenties and my husband had miraculously managed to get me to orgasm. Then I was all “OMG GIMME MORE OF THOSE PLEASE” and went to town like a teenage boy.

Seriously. Even when it’s shown in porn it’s not about getting a woman off it’s about a dude getting off to a false notion of what gets a woman off.

Yeah, I don’t think demanding climax is going to cut it, as much as I’m all about female masturbation and pleasure. Pressure to get off, though? That can work the opposite way.

Oh Nicki! Get your friend a vibrator and some educational materials on learning how to get yourself off. Her friend isn’t going to get off with someone else until she figures out what she likes and that comes with solo exploration time, specially if her friend is a pleaser. Teaching her how to straddle a certain way…