Preach, Nicki. I know way too many women who didn’t masturbate and/or experience orgasm until well into their 30’s. A little more emphasis on what a lady needs to get off is wholly welcomed.

Seriously. Like are there women out there that haven’t heard about breast cancer and now go “Oh look, a Coke can and firm breasts told me about this new fangled thingy called breast cancer. Guess I gotta look that one up”?

I like the Lovebird Challenge better.

Because doing something that cancer survivors who have had mastectomies can’t do is just a fantastic way to champion them.

I put Coke cans between my boobs when it’s super hot outside. Cools me right off.

So is this just for people with fake boobs? I have fairly large breasts, but I don’t think I can hold a can with them without a bra (and I’m fine with that!) Also, team Pepsi.

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS. If you want to show off your tits, go forth and show off your tits. But PLEASE stop making it seem like you’re doing charity work. What you’re actually doing is sexualizing a deadly disease. You taking a topless selfie does fuck all to advance the treatment that saved my mom’s life and will…

i don't understand anything anymore

That’s only for the Android Developer Nanodegree certification-like course. There are six other free courses available.

Alicia, what are you doing

If i was famous this is what I would do 98% of the time. ALL THE TIME

I met my husband through my ex, as we were all part of a group of friends in college. This isn’t a skeevy thing where I dumped my ex for my husband. I actually got dumped by the ex (who was my fiance at the time) and he actually suggested my husband and I hook up, because he thought since we were both overweight, we’d…

She IS of another generation, but she is 100% wrong. And totally, she should continue to, very respectfully, hear how she is wrong.

I feel like there should be a term that’s equivalent to “hipster racism” to refer to the ironic condescension towards children. I know this is ironically mean, but it still comes off as mean.

Ooh, I didn’t know they came in Green Lantern colors!

“the bitterest substance in the world”?

And I’m so old I know who that old lady is!

hehehehe you’re right. i do think this tee is a “good idea” i just have a personal thing about the shelf life of slang

Enthusiasm is hard to muster with that much bubbly in the system. #experience