Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

And we wrote about that one, too!

Rachel Dratch also couldn’t name 20 white people so

Wait, are YOU subtly trolling US?

It’s a Panda...

WHITE SOX ARE GOOD NOW SORRY EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD

All I think about is training. I want to train so hard that police have to arrest me when I lift weights because when I lift them I throw them into space and that is theft or at least destruction of property in many many states but my defense attorney also trains extremely hard so I usually get out of the charges and…

Update

All the stars for this article. Although you missed a chance to pull in another long time KU player, Wayne Simien. I think they played together for eight years or so in the early aughts.

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

You would be pissed too if you had a head coach who, for what seems like the umpteenth time in his career, had his team run a 4th-quarter drive that took longer than 7 minutes while losing by more than 7 points and then kick-off deep while trailing with less than 3 minutes remaining and holding only one timeout.

A traitor to the country is a Great American according to Mississippi.

You ever see Aaron Brooks play?

It’s like a brouhaha. Now, let’s talk about “confussed”.

♫There must be....50 Ways to Lose Your Striker

The FLUTe.

This is a way better rivalry than the conFLiCT.

I was hoping they’d become the Los Angeles Ospreys or Ocelots or something with an “O.” Then they could use this:

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest