And maybe this:

Of course they should have gone for it. If they were down six, kicking a field goal and only having to get another field goal to tie it up would have made sense. But the only prayer they had of not losing was to score a touchdown - so when you’re got fourth-and-1 from the red zone, you’ve got to take that opportunity…

Lol of course they’re all black

With the second pick of the 2016 NFL draft, the Cleveland Browns pick....

You got to know when to hold it.

You can’t be flopping the nuts at a poker table.

Adidas totally has a black friend.

And then this...

Barcelona have just announced Marco Materazzi as co-manager.

I believe he is no longer allowed to sit with them at lunch.

“We retroactively dismiss Jameis Winston!”

A disease like affluenza?

“Great, now we’re both suspended!”

Should have just hit a woman instead, he’d have no trouble getting back on the field.

Ha! That rascal Gilbert has been pulling the old “Seymour Butts” line on poor Moe Szyslak for years. You are incorrigible, Gilbert!

I can’t wait until the Washington Mystics hire Mo Cheeks as their next head coach.

What he means is that he uses porn and jerks off. That’s what porn “addiction” is to this type — some powerful force he has to wrestle with, turning his life into a mega drama about good and evil, when, in fact, he’s just a jerkoff like all of us.

Interesting twist: he says he is a porn addict (I am only sharing this because it’s the first post on his blog that he shouted out)

Leicester has now collected 54 points from the last 24 matches going back to April (when they were in relegation zone, btw). Over 38 matches, that’s 85.5 points, just .5 points short of the average points needed to win the title. Holy shit.

Leicester City: 18th in possession, first in our hearts.