*eyebrows lifted all the way to the hairline* You get that your company is highly unusual, right? This is so far outside of the box that it’s in another building entirely. And every job I’ve ever had has been extremely team focused.

They’re making two movies. Instead of flipping back and forth, the first movie is the kids’ parts and the second movie is the adults’.

My parents were hippies so we ended up with a smorgasbord of unusual first and last names. (My brother’s are German-Gnostic-Egyptian and mine are Hindi-Irish, and our last name is Norwegian). I love my name, and always have. Sure, I get weird misspellings and have never found preprinted personalized merchandise, and I…

The thing is, these people are stashing money away first. Not as much as they could be or should be, but they’re maxing out their 401(k)s first thing, have a $10,000 budget line item for whatever comes up, are building equity in their house, etc. The $7,300 left over that they’re supposedly “scraping by” on is the…

A bathing suit, unless there is an actual beach as my intended destination. I don’t think I’ve ever actually used a hotel pool as an adult.

I can honestly say I have no memory of ever having a teacher cut my time at a water fountain short. Or one lining us all up at one, for that matter.

Who are all you people who were apparently perpetually thirsty children??? I’m racking my brains, and I can’t remember any teacher ever forbidding me to drink or cutting me short, or these supposed long lines for the water fountain. Actually, I can’t remember ever having to wait for more than one or two kids to drink…

This one on Ryan is even better!

Uncanny X-Men Annual #11, 1987. But it’s kind of a cheat. 

The only time in my life I kept up a gym routine was when I joined one literally on my drive home from work. Well, I had to turn into the parking lot and stop the car, but you know what I mean.

does anyone just put their kids on a bus anymore??

Yep. And he was pretty terrible last night.

I haven’t seen the episodes so I can’t speak to how he actually looks, but I will note that a lot of people do get dark circles under their eyes as they get older. The skin thins.

I spent ages 13-17 in a completely unnoticed, undiagnosed depression (I’m bipolar); so much yes to this. 

An ‘ask’ is tumblr terminology.

To be truthful, I’m not naturally beautiful. My features are irregular, my eyes and mouth are too small for the size of my head, my nose and chin are too protruding, and I have basically no cheekbones and an irregular jawline. Sometimes I feel like I look okay when my skin looks okay though, which it only ever does…

I really feel you on this. My coloring is completely different than yours but also kind of deceptive, being very light at first glance but with dark red undertones. And it took me years and years and a random free sample to figure out that my lips require an entirely different pallet than literally any other part of…

So in other words, you are agreeing with my core statement. You don’t want to pay any money towards the basic functioning of society. Well, at least you’re not a hypocrite.

Like it or not, we judge certain things about people based on whether they can complete a full sentence. Normal typos or spelling errors, I’ll probably never notice unless they’re funny. An informal, conversational style is a-OK with me. If you’re pretentious enough to eschew all capital letters, I’ll roll my eyes and…