That roll technique....did he not grow up with any friends from public school?

Zombie Apocalypse quietly weeps in the corner...

They should Pop and Lock his ass up!

So the Olympics just asked them to....Step Up

Only be able to 2 two people in 8 games. Fun though. The jump theme music is rather enjoyable too.

He was then cut by the Cowboys...

But his hair stylist was found guilty of the lesser known Murder in the First (Barber Chair)

Thank god PG&E scrapped that project for Northern California.

This checks out. When I was outside Moscow on business the Netflix version of Red Dawn has Swayze surrendering to the Russians and opening up rustic bars across the USSR called the Double Deuce like in Roadhouse. It was Comedy.....

That’s daring. I’m going to check back here in about 8 hours and see how well this comment is doing...

UserName checks out.

Ahh nobody’s watching, nobody cares, no one’s listening.

“Checking off the box” cost extra for eye contact.....

The man that your wife was with....He drove a Vette, didn’t he?

One of my favorite Villain names. 

Tastes just like peanut butter!

Thank god it was Iowa. A Kentucky Kiss of Death usually takes place at a family reunion. 

To the GUCCI store!

I must have played Summer of ‘69 1,000 times in High School. I think I bought his greatest hits twice in my lifetime. Unfortunate to hear that he has this tracked record of abuse.

Now introduce variable interest rate auto loans...