Ahh nobody’s watching, nobody cares, no one’s listening.

“Checking off the box” cost extra for eye contact.....

The man that your wife was with....He drove a Vette, didn’t he?

Tastes just like peanut butter!

Thank god it was Iowa. A Kentucky Kiss of Death usually takes place at a family reunion. 

To the GUCCI store!

I must have played Summer of ‘69 1,000 times in High School. I think I bought his greatest hits twice in my lifetime. Unfortunate to hear that he has this tracked record of abuse.

Now introduce variable interest rate auto loans...

Kerr’s reaction reminds me of my engineers reaction when they find out I catered the weekly lunch and learn with basic Subway.

Also receiving the same coveted approval:

No Clay, it’s Twisted Sister!

D.C. Politicians have Redskin Reservations?

True. Mostly because it was last week....

Steele Reserve...still remember shoulder tapping the homeless guy outside of 7/11 for a deuce deuce of SR. For some reason it was warm... Why do we remember the bad things so well.

If only you could recycle Skoal and Copenhagen tins....

I think she knew deep down inside his business was all a racket

I had a buddy who thinks Altima’s are crap cars solely because his died on him at 120k miles. Sure he only changed his oil 3 times during that period but....

Bought two DVDs of Suicide Squad just so he could watch it twice. Man loves it!

Wondering if the Plantation curtains matches the hardwood.

Madame, clearly this is a misinterpretation of statements from aggrieved people...