I love my G37. Was really hoping for good things with the Q but so far the reviews haven’t been too good. 

More bush league play by Ronaldo... Leg tackling a man while he’s clearly in his third trimester.....

I’d say I’m allergic to sun screen....that’s why my Big Dog XXL shit is on in the pool.

You know if you just cut their arms they lose all abilities to speak, receive red card hand balls, and do that evil-chickenshit of a salute.

+1 Wonderwall

Pictured: Commitment to the process. Sprint to the bottom. Runners at your marks.

France consulting on when to take the L...

Even though I am a G37 homer and this pic has everything I need in life I can’t help but realize that the dusch is a) Illegally parked and b) super illegally in a handicap spot.

They’d get red carded for using their hands?

Teen Comedy Drama where all the original MK Memebers are middle aged and retired. All they want to do is teach their children “Friendships & Babalities” but all the kids want to do is kill each other. Everyone dies weird ways each episode and the credit screen roll for the show is the big Continue? count down to 0.…

But is he Joe Flacco Elite?

America loves a comeback story. If if that comeback story starts via some Doctor’s office in Havana, Cuba shooting stem cells into your elbow until it has the flexibility of a 8th grader playing hand ball. America Loves comeback stories.

Has a job ever been SAFE because of Twitter?

-Sirhan Sirhan

Chris Paul, James Harden, and Mike D’anToni. The holy trinity of choke artists. The Mount Rushmore of chokes has the Buffalo Bills, these guys, and Greg Norman on it. Who am I leaving out?

If the Dubs can’t bring home another championship it’s going to be tough to enjoy ourselves in the VIP section at Bottle Rock-Napa this year.

Bowl Game?

Moving back to Jack London Square in 30 days. Looking forward to be back in Oakland.

I was at the craps table in Vegas over last weekend trying to hit my 5. The 2-3 dice callout is either Jordan or Jumpman or something along those lines. I didn’t hit my number but the worst thing was hearing a millennial at the table yell “roll a James!” I was reminded that the Lebron generation is now old enough to…

Mr. Beam, your username suggests some hypocrisy...