Pictured: Commitment to the process. Sprint to the bottom. Runners at your marks.

France consulting on when to take the L...

Even though I am a G37 homer and this pic has everything I need in life I can’t help but realize that the dusch is a) Illegally parked and b) super illegally in a handicap spot.

They’d get red carded for using their hands?

But is he Joe Flacco Elite?

America loves a comeback story. If if that comeback story starts via some Doctor’s office in Havana, Cuba shooting stem cells into your elbow until it has the flexibility of a 8th grader playing hand ball. America Loves comeback stories.

Has a job ever been SAFE because of Twitter?

-Sirhan Sirhan

Chris Paul, James Harden, and Mike D’anToni. The holy trinity of choke artists. The Mount Rushmore of chokes has the Buffalo Bills, these guys, and Greg Norman on it. Who am I leaving out?

If the Dubs can’t bring home another championship it’s going to be tough to enjoy ourselves in the VIP section at Bottle Rock-Napa this year.

Bowl Game?

Moving back to Jack London Square in 30 days. Looking forward to be back in Oakland.

I was at the craps table in Vegas over last weekend trying to hit my 5. The 2-3 dice callout is either Jordan or Jumpman or something along those lines. I didn’t hit my number but the worst thing was hearing a millennial at the table yell “roll a James!” I was reminded that the Lebron generation is now old enough to…

Mr. Beam, your username suggests some hypocrisy...

black chair umpire,

Goodell and the NFL machine.

Golden Eye is the best video game of movie right?

FTE! Full Trucker Effect!

But the third step from the grassy knoll?

Curtis then had the honor of wearing the first pitch offered to him when he ventured into the batters box on his next at bat.