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I’m still going to need 120 pitches out of her

Back in the 80's I fell in with the wrong group and one stormy night I was driving my sisters Trans-Am when I ran into a ditch and was hit by a lighting strike. From that day forward I was fused with the amalgamation of a Camaro and Trans-Am, cursed to fight crime as a teenager who could morph in a hot-rod. Thus the

+1 Locker room talk

Traded for a ham sandwich and a gift bag?

Sucks to your asthmar Froome!

Somewhere Hideki Irabu is...oh wait..nevermind.

It’s currently 36 degrees in Birmingham. Safe to say no one will be dipping into the teens tonight.

Offensive Holding is now a personal foul.

RIP RG4

Can we assume Deadspin won’t be moving toward Loot Box Microtransactions?

Bitcoin: Cash out now or wait 11 years?

“I want to be the best hitter I can be while I’m pitching for the Angels! Now what’s this thing called a DH?”

Remember Saint Louis....

Bout time he got some bad JuJu for past offenses

We are at peak Tommy Maddox google trend levels!

Hell being a Thursday Night Football game with the Dolphins vs Ravens

Come join the party!

I thought only if you have a third party insurer? I can’t find a clear cut example of a full payout in a NFL team.

The shockwave had to end somewhere...

Why contracts should be guaranteed and pension kicks in after playing one quarter of professional football.