He was trying to think but nothing happened.

Root for the rich white guy or root for the wealthy white guy.

Why such the long face Sara?

We all grieve in our own special way.

Biggest heartbreaker to ever wear pinstripes.

Fucking Nostradamus over here.... 

Trade him...

You can Bett on that!

Viewers knew Betts didn’t really belong there because he was the only bowler healthy enough to tuck in his shirt.

You can deliver lines now?

I chose my health over the “team”. They chose money over me.

Isn’t the Gigafactory in Sparks, NV?

+1 Lou Diamond Phillips at this best.

Fucking Millennials.

But if the horse kneeled in protest he’d be the adhesive to some 3rd graders diorama in the following week.

Invoking, thoughtful, and inspiring. Then the last sentence.

Cough <that’s the joke> Cough

Dude is on the short path to ending up like his brother Patrick.

Oof. Apparently you’re not a believer that people can evolve, OSR.