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Dude is on the short path to ending up like his brother Patrick.

Oof. Apparently you’re not a believer that people can evolve, OSR.

You could compare it with her other hand but it was securing a wild salmon swimming up stream.

Because of the drilling?

From the looks of her hands, I think she was operating that mining drill.

Looks like her last knuckle on her ring finger might of had some issue with the engagement.

Heckler: Good? Im Better than Evra!

“Trust the process Houston!”

For all the times every down and out franchise said “trust the system,” it finally paid off...

Anymore of a nutless act by Lance and I’d assume we were watching a Michelob Ultra commercial.

Welcome back Orange Zig-Zag!

How they crumbled? Probably got suckered into hosting an Olympics.

Romo, “Tight End Butt now lining up in the slot,”

After passing up on Wentz and Watson (who lead the league in TD passes) on consecutive years this might have been the best move the front office has ever accomplished.

Looking at the actions of the two teams who will most likely be 1 and 2 in the draft (49ers and Browns) leads me to believe that the 2018 crop of QBs aren’t shaping up that well. Especially if you are reverting to in-league QBs as your franchise options.

“You don’t have to warm up if you never cooled down”

Millennials and their lost Mile...

Being eliminated...the right way.

Hot Take: He should lose the right to be called Danny. It’s Daniel or Dan from here on in. All innocence lost.