From the perspective of no alcohol or premarital sex, E-Sports and Utah/BYU seem like the perfect poly marriage 

But he does have herb.

Some of the finest herb in the country.

So Dennis, you’re telling me I don’t need the Juicero Juicer? Just need to squeeze it through the packs? Now that’s crazy.....

Literally the best time to the “Do the Hustle”

Although details are vague we are told the informer was so excited he wanted to, “A Licky Boom Boom Down!”

So you would say this tiny cock measuring will....get out of hand?

Immaginot Line?

When ask how many Xanaxs he yelled FOUR!

“Crosby’s Pills and Hash?”

That’s something a guy like Channing Frye would say.

Between not driving the ball, waiving off J.R. to switch to Curry, dribbling 13 times, and not passing to Lebron, Kyrie negated what should have been his best game.

No coincidence that Eck choose the Eek! format to describe her story?

I have learned very, very little English – it’s very hard.

Just like his hairline and the tide, his sass comes and goes.

Lesson is:

“Doing a Harris Dirty? Hold my 0 calorie Michelob Ultra”

It would be wise to listen to the guy with the sandwich gun.

Hey the Aramark workers were on break.. Plus you can’t get very far in OkLand without the aroma of weed.