Plus, some of the later goals were scored by subs.  Is it fair to tell Mallory Pugh she can’t score her first ever WC goal because it happened to be the 11th goal of the game?  It’s not her fault she got subbed in when the game was already won.  “Sorry, Mallory, but your team’s allocation of joy has already been…

The 1992 Dream Team ran up the score in epic fashion on all their opponents, and I don’t recall anyone accusing them of being bad sports for demolishing teams like Angola.  

Yeah but our kids are playing in meaningless Saturday morning games. These ladies are playing in the World Cup, the most meaningful soccer tournament in the world, and it’s something they’ve worked their entire lives to accomplish.

I’m glad this finally puts an end to the terrible yet always-quoted statistic of “Tiger Woods has never won a major when trailing after 54 holes.” Yes, well 99.99% of professional golfers haven’t done it either. And the reason is simple: If you spend 3 days not being the best golfer in the field, it’s pretty rare to…

That matrix-like duck under the RT to get the first strip-sack earlier in the game was similarly insane.

Back when I still lived in DC and had season tickets, the Skins once made a big promotion about how the stadium sold Coors Light that had literally been brewed THAT DAY and shipped to the stadium.  Yay, let me pay $7 for a shitty beer that tastes the same as the months-old cans in my fridge.  What an amazing stadium…

Good lord that Zorn thing. We hired the Seahawks QB coach. Not their OC, their QB coach. Being able to turn Matt Hasselbeck into a Pro Bowler is great but that doesn’t make you a head coach.

As much as it sucked watching Philly win a Super Bowl, it was pretty sweet that they had to be handed the trophy by a Redskin. DG28 for life, yo.

There’s nothing worse than people who got lucky doing something risky acting like they are some genius who saw what the rest of us simply couldn’t see.

Redskins fan. We’ve actually won Super Bowls so we have the memory of glory days we’ll never see again.

Why pay Cousins $25m a year AND have Kendall Fuller on the team when we can pay Smith $24m and not have Kendall Fuller on the team. gg Snyder

and... ANNNNND we gave them Kendall Fuller, a top 3 slot corner who is playing on his cheapass rookie contract. I hate everything.

At least he yelled it during a putt. The true morons are the ones who yell it after a player hits their tee shot on a par 5.

He was a top-flight douche canoe in Real Genius as well

It’s arguably the hardest position to play in all of sports. As one guy you have to know what everyone on your team is doing, what everyone on the OTHER team is doing, and then figure out make that complex calculus work from a playbook as thick as a brick while all 21 of those other players are running in different…

And of course the big data point in support of John Elway’s tactics is that he’s only paying Brock $700k to suck this bad, not $17m. So the QB situation isn’t working, but at least they aren’t saddled with an expensive mess if they have to dump him like Houston and Cleveland did.

I look forward to the day when the Patriots dynasty is over and they have returned to sucking for 20 years so their fans knows what it feels like to be a Redskins fan. “Hey guys remember when we were good from 1982 to 1991?”

As a Virginia Tech grad, and thus someone who wishes a horrible, Game of Thrones style death on Matt Ryan, that game was the highlight of my football watching career. This was literally the only time in my life I have rooted for the Patriots, and I was the only person at our party rooting for the Patriots. I never…

The article should just be the box score and the Antonio Banderas gif.

As a Redskins fan, 1991 was absolutely delightful where the Lions were concerned. After opening the season by absolutely flogging the Lions 45-0, Detroit fans kept going on about how it didn’t count because Barry Sanders didn’t play. Then when the NFC Championship came around, those same Lions fans spent the whole…