Typical "super-intelligent dude"... zero common sense.

Yep. And everyone said I was crazy when I kept saying that the endgame of electric and automated cars was to outlaw human drivers.

I would like to thank Jalopnik and Chris Perkins for this award. Being No.1 is special.

She is the worst Prius driver in the world.

They made manual X5s for years! 2000 to 2006 if I recall. Go on AutoTrader and do a search for BMW X5, manual. You'll see a bunch!

They made a manual X5 and sold it in the US? Is that true? I thought the manual Cayenne was like a unicorn.

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You need to view a vehicle as an expense, not an investment. In addition, take into account total cost of ownership over time.

it's not unusual to be loved by anyone.

I dated a girl in college who drove a Miata who claimed she never had to check her oil because her car had an oil gauge.

Allow me to be the first of 1000 people to make a John Goodman joke

Doncaster is the UK's Florida of the North. Nothing says vacation (holiday) like a Barnsley Chop after a day of sliding down the Slag heaps

I laugh, but if I was a cop that's the exact kind of thing I would end up doing if I was ever forced to dispense justice before having my morning coffee.

While that is admirable, you are an extreme outlier. Yours is not the normal method of car ownership.

And the Oscar for best cinematography goes to Vita Beylina for "Branch through a screen window, with something happening behind it."

So you're saying "man fixes his car with one weird trick! dealerships hate him"?

The Average Joe will learn how to use Google and visit Home Depot real quick if they get a four-thousand dollar bill.

You could buy Michigan with $300,000.