When we have killed them all, harvesting the organs for transplants and using the leftovers for making soylent green.

My uncles wife said something once about the yoga I was doing to relive some back pain. I Told her if I really wanted to summon demons I’d succeed and she wouldn’t know until it was too late.

I live near Salem, MA. The downtown is full of shops that sell crystals and Wiccan charms. On the other side of the crazy fence are all the local conservative christians that won’t drive through there for fear of “lingering spirits”.

Only one man will be able to take him down once he skips town:

I think the rest of America would appreciate it if New Jersey would instead enforce that standard on its governors.

Here is the problem we have with pain. It’s not going to kill you. However, responding to your pain with a narcotic, or an anesthetic, or an injection, may very well kill you.

Hear, hear. The only times I was ever comforted in a hospital, it was always because of or by a nurse. Nurses make that shit liveable and that’s saying a lot. Sure, there are crappy nurses as there are in any profession, but without those good nurses, I shudder to think of the state of healthcare in America. And they…

That’s not even bringing into account the MASSIVE amount of assaults against nurses that happen ALL the time, and when nurses go to administration for support or action they are routinely dismissed and/or often BLAMED for getting assaulted in the first place. Nurses are told NOT to press charges when they’re…

No hate here. As a nurse I get to see how other nurses work every day. Some of us are actually shit hot at our jobs. We recognise when some thing isn’t quite right, assess the patient, institute the proper interventions and get early assistance for our patients. We are compassionate and kind and care about our…

I’m pretty upset with how Jezebel readers are being so incredibly dismissive and actually shitty about this.
Nursing is a predominantly female occupation and as such has routinely been dismissed as a less than vocation for exactly that reason. We have to fight to be taken seriously ALL the time. I get shitty comments…

Stop asking for refills on your oxy, then.

Most likely because most patients/patient families are extremely obnoxious and believe a visit to the hospital should proceed like a visit to a hotel.

Uh-oh, I didn’t push mine out of my ladygarden either. And my c-section was planned so that basically makes me satan.

Seriously. These people are assholes.

Somewhat related: I REALLY hate it when a natural disaster hits, and friends on Facebook are all “oh my god! how horrible! I am going to pray for these people!” Fuck you. You REALLY want to help people? Get off your fucking knees and go to redcross.org or any other emergency…

I didn’t even want to see that shit in the hospital. I believe they told me that was the placenta and I said, “Great, please get it the fuck out of here.”

Umm I’ll have you know that I gave birth in the beautiful Hudson River and my baby was blessed with not two, but THREE perfectly healthy feet.

thank you - i’m actually in the field of mental health so i’m at least informed of the informational side of addiction. the biggest thing is being realistic and on guard. he’s always going to have that addiction, even if it’s buried. there isn’t an option for painkillers after surgery or a little champagne to…

“Together they will build a romance expressed entirely in stares.” I feel like we’ve seen this somewhere before...