She may have, reportedly she changed several times, but that’s clearly the same dress as in Stephen Mikhail’s photo, and this dress was pink.

A lot of this is hilarious, and I support you in everything except this:

Don’t feel guilty about not enjoying pregnancy! At the beginning of our first labor and delivery class, we had to introduce ourselves and say what our favorite and least favorite things about pregnancy so far were. I said, “My favorite thing? Nothing. My least favorite thing. Everything!”

Yup. Swap NYC for LA, and you have a Bret Easton Ellis novel (take your pick.) Maybe this is super common, but I’m guessing that it is the same percentage of nihilist wankers that existed in every generation. Music festival, meat market bar, internet chat rooms, and now apps are the domain of these jackwagons. Leave…

Who’s given the greatest head?

For the love of god children, if you want to have casual sex, have all the casual sex. It it leaves you feeling “emotionally hollow”, you dont massively enjoy it, and you actually care about “losing” the person who’s tinder messaging you for a fuck?

You know what, I’m going to copy&paste a really good post I saw on Tumblr. Not my words, but I wish they were because they are so right.

Those slushy/soft serve things were normal menu items back in the day. It was called a Mister Misty, and that was what I always ordered.

Bless my soul have I got a story!

I witnessed a vegetarian/pescatarian discussion over an after-church family brunch between several teenagers that degraded into a joke about being a “pussytarian” which prompted the joker’s 6-year-old sister to immediately start shrieking “I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY PUSSY” at the top of her lungs in defense of…

Well the Ian Ziering is way, way cuter. I always thought Ian Z/Steve Sanders was the least attractive of the boys.

My clique.

plz pet my youngest child!!

They would endure anything for us.

Why is this headline not “19 Kids and Cancelled”? Missed opportunities!

As someone who is seriously allergic to cashews - screw this mother!

Yes, because there’s quite a few “illegal” things and most of them don’t make one an awful human being. Teenagers make mistakes. Punishing them for them for literally the rest of their lives is absurd.

@sshole kids are the absolute worst because you can’t even really get back at them due to their age.

Diamonds, along with the myth of the perfect wedding, are crammed down a young girl’s throat until she burps white lace.