As someone about to start disability leave because i am SUICIDAL I say fuck this fucking guy.

I can't even. Regardless of whether this was sent in an automated way so that no actual *human* saw the data (which I doubt), I would be SO upset by this if I were a college student. College can be a very fun time but also an extremely anxious and unsettling one. My sophomore year I gained 20 lbs due to hereditary…

I finally took my doctor to task at my checkup earlier this week. She asked about my weight for the billionth time and I said "you have my medical record. Right in front of you. You can see that I see the nutritionist every two weeks, and have for two years. You can see I've been to an endocrinologist in the last…

"Think before you eat that second piece of pizza! No one wants to rape a fatty!"

I don't know about you, but when I'm at work, I swear exclusively FROM my vagina. Maybe that's the problem?

She thinks she has enough support to even get into the primaries? She doesn't even have a dog to stand on.

I think it's because no hairstylists at all, up until recently, knew how to style curly hair. I spent the last 25 years nuking my hair straight, because I had such nightmarish results from every single fucking salon ever visited in the 1980s.... Hairstylists *cough* scared me straight! *rimshot*

They can't read and are in their early teens. That kind of ignorance is bad for society as a whole.

And now there is also the hipster "unschooling", which is code for "My special snowflake is so much smarter than all teachers ever, he or she doesn't need to learn anything at all!".

"Homeschooling" is usually shorthand for "I don't want you filling my child's head full of 'facts' that are in disagreement with my incredibly fucked-up world view and/or cult-like belief system."

Often by parents who don't even know the difference between "there" and "their".

If you have experience in child-education and live in an extremely rural area with one school and all they teach is gym and home ec and some kind of twisted neo-con social studies and you can't afford boarding school, then fine. Home school your kid. Otherwise? NO.

Homeschooling should be illegal

Honestly, I'm less panicked over this than I am when I read about kids being "home-schooled."

This is beautiful curly hair. Somehow I suspect it's not what the writer of the email was talking about:

Here's the problem with 'yelp' style reviews in the medical world. I'm an ER nurse & I have people get pissed off all the time at us for a variety of reasons, and almost all of them aren't related to quality of care. They get mad at me for not being their drug dealer & giving them unlimited supplies of dilaudid to get…

Don't worry. AirZimmerman will get that wine to you in no time at all.

If you are trying to pretend that you're still the young buck when you're my age, it just doesn't work.