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That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

“Episodes I-III > Episodes IV-VI.” - Mike Evans

All day long I sit in an office chair looking at a computer. The last thing I want to do when I get home is look at another. The PS4 allows me to sit on the couch with Mrs Houser and decompress. I cannot ever remember saying to her “Geez I wish my frame rate was better”

In light of the topic of this article, here are some resources for anyone who needs help:

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

In an article that is comparing a new offering to its competition, leaving out the competitor who is actually price competitive seems like a glaring omission.

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Good thing you can make so much money off recorded music these days. They should have done it years ago if they wanted money from it

Goddammit, now I have to fortify my uranium refining centrifuge plant. Mondays are the fucking worst.

That feel when you use the stock Mail app on both the iPhone and the Mac for three email accounts (one POP3, one IMAP, and one Exchange) and have no issues sending, receiving, archiving, searching, or syncing between the accounts and the devices and can’t understand the people that swear up and down they can’t get…

It’s a Baby Boomer saying “Hey, I don’t like this future I’m in. I was promised a different future. I want THAT future back! Gimme gimme gimme.”

“Fuck the earth, because I am lazy”.

“Mom! That boy I like bit Marcia but not me!”

Well we have come to realize the NFL cares more about something if it has balls.

The 243-page document can be found here.

16 is legal, right?

Washington Post had a great counter argument to this:

Saved me a trip to the hammock district. Thanks Kinja!

Saved me a trip to the hammock district. Thanks Kinja!