This is what Donald Trump says every time he looks at his polling numbers among African-Americans.

Burning seems harsh. Can’t we first just toss him in a lake and see if he floats?

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You did a pretty terrible job of giving up on Kotaku.

“We don’t want Megan Rapinoe to cause a scene, so we’re going to cause a scene.”

I’m just going to say this:

“But Coach,” I said. “There are only one set of footprints leading downfield.”

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

The Troops! Oh, The Troops. Who serve this country so that there can be only the correct forms of protest as sanctioned by The Troops. Who serve this country so that they can be used as political pawns anytime someone does anything other than hold a pep rally for America. Who serve this country so that ignorant people…

Speaking as a veteran, this whole thing has fuck-all to do with veterans, and the people saying we’re being somehow “disrespected” by Kaepernick’s actions are full of shit.

That picture still terrifies me.

I was wondering when the progressive Tea Party would show up. This may be the nascent stages, where they begin organizing primary challenges to politicians who are viewed as insufficiently progressive. We’ll get our own Sharon Angle, Todd Akin, Richard Mourdocks up there and fuck up winnable seats in Congress.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

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That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

“Episodes I-III > Episodes IV-VI.” - Mike Evans