This is what Donald Trump says every time he looks at his polling numbers among African-Americans.

Burning seems harsh. Can’t we first just toss him in a lake and see if he floats?

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

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You did a pretty terrible job of giving up on Kotaku.

“We don’t want Megan Rapinoe to cause a scene, so we’re going to cause a scene.”

I’m just going to say this:

“But Coach,” I said. “There are only one set of footprints leading downfield.”

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

The Troops! Oh, The Troops. Who serve this country so that there can be only the correct forms of protest as sanctioned by The Troops. Who serve this country so that they can be used as political pawns anytime someone does anything other than hold a pep rally for America. Who serve this country so that ignorant people…

Speaking as a veteran, this whole thing has fuck-all to do with veterans, and the people saying we’re being somehow “disrespected” by Kaepernick’s actions are full of shit.

He was voted “Most Likely to be Sean Penn” in his high school yearbook.

I, for one, am very excited for this. Historical fantasy, a relatively novel setting, a kickass cast across the board...I’m finding it hard to find something I don’t like about this.

Oh dead no, how much has the US spent rescuing that man from Mars, interstellar, and Europe? Now we need to rescue him from medieval China? Waste of tax payer dollars if you ask me.

“One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn’t be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending to be…

That picture still terrifies me.

I was wondering when the progressive Tea Party would show up. This may be the nascent stages, where they begin organizing primary challenges to politicians who are viewed as insufficiently progressive. We’ll get our own Sharon Angle, Todd Akin, Richard Mourdocks up there and fuck up winnable seats in Congress.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.