Restaurants are a major let-down as far as nutrition is concerned — processed foods have really diminished the effects of a good meal.

And my spring break begins with a cargasm. Who wants to let me touch a ZR1?

If Pontiac will give me one, G8 GXP. I'm open to endorsement offers...

Mmm that V8 purr just let me forget about all of my stresses for this week for a few hours... Delicious.

Usually around 5 1/2 hours a night, which is unfortunate since I am a high schooler in the 8.5 to 9.5 recommended sleep slot. I try to make do, but sleep deprivation makes it difficult to focus, or think straight for large portions of the day. School starts at 7:25 a.m. and I also have a part time job at a 24-hour…

The tennis ball shall never die — its batteries never die, it is an accurate warning up to .0001 feet, and it never has to reboot or try to show you up.

Camarogasm.

You need more horsepower sometimes — those races to soccer practice can get very intense!

I wish GM made the GT Vibe when my family bought one. A feeble Toyota 4-cylinder engine just doesn't cut it when you hit the gas...

@thetooth: The '99 Pontiac Grand Prix GT display does the same. That is a car that definitely will not allow you to run out of gas without knowing you're low. It dings and flashes the tank range as "Low" over and over. Fortunately I have never figured out how long "low" miles are...

Buick hands down. All of them, that red bar across the back signals to drivers up to a mile away that "I'm old, and I'm proud." Maybe worse is the fact that up until a few years ago every single Buick model featured very similar rear ends. I suppose the extra lights help with visibility...

For the sake of my own safety, I'm not so sure I'd want to drive a stick on the wintery roads of Michigan on a lot of days.

1998 Pontiac Grand Am GT.

A group of us was leaving one park heading to another — the three of us with cars all had to drive, as they close the gate on the parking lot where we were to begin with. I fiddled with my iPod a little before starting my car, so the other two got a head start. At the light waiting to turn left there were three or…

The small town of Holly, MI has some Dodge Charger cop cars, at least 3 or 4. The kind of place where the speed limit is 25 right downtown and you'd do best not to go a mph over it.

Fire Millen anyway!

Haha I missed out on the era of manual transmission. My drivers education program as far as operating the actual vehicle was concerned consisted of a "Press on the brake and put it it in drive and then go. If you have a stick your parents will teach you that." Fortunately I now have had the chance to drive a stick,…

Probably a mid 1990's Pontiac Transport plastic van with huge rims with spinners on it. Hilarious.