Also I hope no one missed this gem.

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

I feel for your pain. And I’m going to try to say this in the nicest way possible, but ... he wasn’t the entire country’s father.

I hate this guy as much as any sane person can, but please leave the kid and any gossip about autism spectrum out of it? It is a very bad look for all of us.

shit like this always makes me think of that lindy west quote from shrill (which i’m paraphrasing): feminism is realizing everything you love actually hates you.

If she had been vicious, people would have said “You can’t win people over by being so nasty.” That would have been bullshit tone policing. This is a pretty nasty cousin to tone policing, demanding that someone who has been affected by bigotry address that bigotry in a perfectly acceptable (to you) way.

I am prone to give Ellen a pass here.

Remember, he’s not just a coach, but a “Leader of Men” (tm)

Don’t give him ideas.

I didn’t.

Can we finally meet at the middle on weed use and health? Its not the worst thing in the universe, nor is it a wholly positive indulgence. Rather than fighting to “smoke weed every day”... Can we accept that it, like any other substance, should be consumed responsibly and in moderation? I’ve never met a person who…

Welp. Here we go. Time to find out if our democracy is really as resistant to demagoguery as we all believed.

I’m sad. Everything about this is just sad. I’m not scared or angry or frustrated (ETA: anymore, at least not right now), just sad and disappointed that we’re stuck with this fucker for 4 or more years and that we’ve validated hatred and anti-intellectualism.

Twenty One Pilots are the new Imagine Dragons.

It’s been interesting watching Twitter after the press conference. All the reporters are talking about the Russia Hacks or the fainting episode or anything but the two solid minutes where Obama lambasted them for running with the hacked email narrative for 6 months then wondering why it was such a big deal.

Please don’t glorify criminals just because they’re old.

They are being very generous when applying the “Best Rap Album” nom to View. Like, very generous.

That song is such a banger and I will fight anyone who disagrees. FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

This is the wrong answer.