With larger rings, the assumption was supposedly that you were more likely to ditch the job after the wedding because a woman with a rich husband was less likely to care about her career.

When I was job hunting a bit less than a decade ago, the “common wisdom” among my fellow interviewee ladies was also that you shouldn’t wear an engagement (or wedding) ring—but back then the reasoning was not that potential employers would assume you were high maintenance. Rather, the rumored thinking was that an…

The “Unsinkable Molly Brows” option will.

Fuck off Piers, you’re just bitter because doping is the only way the UK stands a chance in any swimming event other than the men’s breaststroke.

USA swimming is on fire. Katie Ledecky is amazing and Lilly King killed it for that gold and told Russia where to go.

I was with her until that one where she threw her food all over the In-N-Out. How much do you want to bet she didn’t grab a mop when she was done?

Reeeeaaaallllllyyyy????? She’s CLEARLY drunk? As someone who goes to Lolla every year, I have any number of photos where I look totally wasted but haven’t had a drop of anything alcoholic. You’re having fun, you’re hot as hell, and if you are drunk you are probably not dancing and goofing because you’re trying not to…

Does no one remember the Will Friedle Classic “My Date With the President’s Daughter”? I’m only 24 but that’s still my go-to first kid movie reference.

Me and my mom cried and then felt like losers.

Okay if a rare pokemon pops up I get it, heat of the moment. But who the fuck uses an incense at a Beyonce concert?

why do my clothes have to be “flattering?”

I just want to say that I have worn a number of dresses that look very similar to the ones pointed out in this article and Ellie sees me every day and now I understand her blank smiles

Homeboy is a dead fuckin' ringer for vintage Peter Brady.

The best part of that Chuck Norris article: “An allergic reaction to food was ruled out because he’d only eaten cheese and beef jerky throughout the day.”

This is why I prefer to stay away from the rabble rousers and the proles by attending Lollapalooza as a VIP. More booze, more food, actual covered seating plus, the greatest thing for a summer day in Chicago, air conditioned bathrooms.

Dude, it’s next weekend (starting the 28th), not this weekend.

I worked at a TGIF for four years. There is some actual grilling and sauteing going on. Lots of deep frying. Some microwaving. And a lot of weed dealing.

I get this isn’t a glamorous job, but is it really necessary to shit on this guy for working?

even though the kimmel/damon war is so overplayed, i am still not tired of it.

I have the ability to read an entire novel and apparently almost completely erase it from my memory.