I believe the officer was quoted as saying “I swear, I thought he was black!”

You could be metal without realizing it. Being a walrus, you’re probably soft. You know what else is soft? Mercury! And Mercury is a metal!

It doesn't seem like that bad of a metaphor to me. A lot of people don't understand vaccine platform research, especially right now, and using this metaphor is a nice, simple way of explaining it to people.

I’m upset that he took it to Jiffy Lube.

You actually are demonstrably stupid. You even unironically called back to “thinking for myself”. Yeesh.

Whatever...enjoy your Covid, I guess?

Considering you seem to be against it without having doing any research, you can pretty much go ahead and call yourself an anti vaxxer. Hope you enjoy quarantine and don’t plan on visiting anybody for a few years.

The worst type of person is the person who doesn’t even make $40,000 a year refusing to raise the tax rate on people that make that in a day. 

The worst type of person is the person who doesn’t even know what their own taxes fund.

Whatever angle you take on this, make sure you are talking to these people from at least ten feet away.

are you familiar with basically every single windshield, fixed side window and rear glass on any car manufactured in the last, oh, 40 years?  because they are all just glued in place.  the old rubber gasket with locking ring went away about then....

Probably the use of this button:

Paging Professor Obvious 

The Infiniti QAnon

That Taycan is now a Taycan’t.

I blame the obesity epidemic.

For the same reason that mocking Trump supporters made them double down on their support for him. All humans will defend their beliefs twice as hard when attacked.

This is a list of recommendations.

This is a list of recommendations.

Nope. Not rewarding some company that uses bots to sell above cost. Fuck them.

Nope. Not rewarding some company that uses bots to sell above cost. Fuck them.