Kids are influenced more by their peers than their parents. It's... sad. 

Its not rare for cars (including ICE engine) to spontaneously combust.

Are we still talking about rats?

Our “...outperforms a car from 3 years ago.”

This sounds fine to me. Considering the P100D came out over 3 years ago.  

Repeat every inconceivable statement he makes as a question. See where the rabbit hole will take you. 

It’s not about the destination, but the journey...

Decline to what? Porsche level sales?

To be fair, Elon never said anything about making an official record when he tweeted that he’s taking his car to the ‘Ring. Granted, he is most likely taking advantage of people’s assumptions to garner attention (Guess how much Tesla has invested in marketing?) But the reality is that it’s not going to be Elon Musk…

Oh “pennies”! Haha!

Ha! This must've been everyone's joke. 

City of Pasadena dick move (specifically parking enforcement). A couple years ago, my house was undergoing repairs so I had to stay over at my in-laws in Pasadena. While staying there, I had to acquire a city parking permit to be able to park curb-side in the neighborhood. I took time off from work to go to the city…

To not write about Tesla at this time is like not taking free money. Now is the time to milk it for what it's worth. 

I feel ashamed for knowing this

You mean you don't wash your dirty delicates in an expensive vase, a quart of water, detergent and a swizzle stick?

Actually, the F-22 and F-35 are working exactly as it was designed, which is funding/job security. 

It really depends on an individual level regardless of the culture. There are some Indians I know who just have cast-iron stomachs when it comes to spicyness. Then there are those who are intolerant to even the level of a strong mint.

Peas? Guacamole? Traumatic past? Now I'm curious!

Ignore him. His real name is Amtrak.

Wut?