Decline to what? Porsche level sales?

To be fair, Elon never said anything about making an official record when he tweeted that he’s taking his car to the ‘Ring. Granted, he is most likely taking advantage of people’s assumptions to garner attention (Guess how much Tesla has invested in marketing?) But the reality is that it’s not going to be Elon Musk…

Oh “pennies”! Haha!

Ha! This must've been everyone's joke. 

City of Pasadena dick move (specifically parking enforcement). A couple years ago, my house was undergoing repairs so I had to stay over at my in-laws in Pasadena. While staying there, I had to acquire a city parking permit to be able to park curb-side in the neighborhood. I took time off from work to go to the city…

To not write about Tesla at this time is like not taking free money. Now is the time to milk it for what it's worth. 

I feel ashamed for knowing this

You mean you don't wash your dirty delicates in an expensive vase, a quart of water, detergent and a swizzle stick?

Actually, the F-22 and F-35 are working exactly as it was designed, which is funding/job security. 

It really depends on an individual level regardless of the culture. There are some Indians I know who just have cast-iron stomachs when it comes to spicyness. Then there are those who are intolerant to even the level of a strong mint.

Peas? Guacamole? Traumatic past? Now I'm curious!

Ignore him. His real name is Amtrak.

Wut?

What if the vent system actually went reverse and sucked out all the air in the cabin and they’re actually dead? 

For long trips, you’ll have to purchase the option of a trailer full of electric eels. 

It’s pretty obvious. Tesla is very involved in producing their batteries whereas Audi outsources them.

Because it's cheaper?

Tesla Model S is a family car. It even has a third row row seating for kids. A family car that does family stuff like going on trips. Porsche is a sports car. A car that does sporty stuff.

Lets see: Trump claims Hurricane Dorian will hit Florida and even affect Alabama with a doctored graph of the forecast. Musk claims he will have the ring lap times by next week.

No question on battery degradation rate?