They don’t know how to play tic tac toe because it’s the devil’s game. 

What do you expect from a guy who has never touched a coin in his life?

Best mouse is the kind that doesn’t get stolen from my desk. 

Best mouse is the kind that doesn’t get stolen from my desk. 

Here’s a more upbeat version:

“It was one of those days when it’s a minute away from writing my article and there’s this electricity in the air, you can almost see it. Right? And this bag was just dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. That’s the day I realized that there was this entire life behind…

I get that the driver was already incapacitated even before he got into the car and that’s a dick move. But suppose a driver becomes incapacitated while driving (ie having a heart attack), the same technology really is beneficial. 

He has dementia.

In varying degrees. Just the other day, I admitted “I’m the shit!”

Quality can only be as high as the source material. 

Understeer: “Come on! Turn motherfucker!”

“too small to fit changing tables in the restrooms”?

This is why the idea of game streaming (esp on mobile) is really sounding good to me.

Your age. :(

EEEMMEESSSIIIIIISSS!!!

Germany is also a lot more stricter in issuing a drivers license. Here in California, they practically give it away like candy. 

What about tea?

Well, that depends if they’re using it to hold up a broken glass. 

Now that everybody will be doing this, Amazon will definitely catch on before I even get to try this. 

“Fuck it all, Summer is here. Release Everything. We’ll fix it in patches.”

Where’s MULE??