Cheap? No, it’s an expensive hipster selfie stick.

That’s to ensure it’s REALLY stopped.

Pfft. Ninja please.

The game’s a foot!

This typically goes with the mentality of parents thinking that their child has to be better than the child’s peers. Can’t really blame them. That thinking has been ingrained in all of us as humans in hopes that our genetic material has a better chance of survival... that kind of thing.

Ooooh! Brownies that you eat when you have your period! *Facepalm*

Mmmm. Heart disease.

Cranberry? Gah! I’ve moved on to lingonberry long time ago.

Interesting. I can see how it’s reticulating splines.

Thank you for the great laugh. I dropped an extra plop just for that.

What would happen if there’s an accident? Hmm. I’m not exactly sure, but I believe there would be an algorithm activated called GoAroundIt.

What’s wrong with multiple flush? For me, I pretty much flush for every plop. This also reduces the smell.

11 or 15 speed transmission? Awesome! They’ll finally put that Fast & Furious scene to reality.

Gerald? I’d f— uh, date her. I’ll call her Gerry.

Can’t believe so many people fell for that troll comment.

Most likely, Tesla will is using their own trucks to deliver their own goods and batteries.

“pubic eye”

Hell, breathing the air in L.A. county increases the risk of cancer. They should put that warning label on signs entering the county limits.

Oh it can happen accidentally for sure. Even Denzel called Letterman one without thinking about it.

How’s the transmission working out for you?