No one is forcing anyone to play. Why do these money-hungry scumbag lawyers stick their noses into everything? They’re as bad as the AG in NY.

Do the girls that fight UFC take male hormones. I can see how to get big with weights and protein, but they are so aggressive too.

I dunno, what the hell is he supposed to do now? He wants to get back into the NFL, there’s no legal roadblock to it, he’s just bad PR for a team (and, obviously, a possibly bad RB now). What would your advice be to him, just shut up and stay away from any interviews or anything?

There is literally no outcome here in this situation that would elicit a positive response from a Deadspin writer other than the nickname becoming some sort of extreme dick joke.

its almost as if race has nothing to do with why he rubs some people the wrong way........

I have found your domestic violence in sports reporting to be more than top-notch. Seriously, I’m continuously impressed.

Look, Deadspin...we need to talk.

I work at a school. I wouldn’t let any of your fuckwits in the building either.

PLEASE add a graphic or banner or some ID so that it’s clear when a post is a Deadcast vs. an actual article.

I like that you included Beirut, even though no one gives a shit.