If O’Neal came back I’d punch out a junkie and steal his meth.

If they brought back O’Neil, I might actually believe our culture has a future.

It’s Rabin! Now bring back Sean O’Neil, Tasha Robinson, and Zodiac Motherfucker!

Good god! They really are reviving the old A.V. Club, aren’t they? What’s next? A takedown review by Ignatiy? The long-prophesied return of Snarkmaster General Sean O’Neal himself?!

Shane Black “got him” in The Nice Guys

If this leads to Gosling in a Scorsese film, that’s more than kenough for me.

I wish they would make a TV show about the confusion of transitioning to a new commenting system after living for so long in an old one.

What the heck is this crap?

Sort Kinja?! What are you, insane?!

Okay, I tried to give Kinja a fair shot, but this system is just not functional. AV Club, it was once fun, but I don’t think I will be back.

The fuck? I edited my post, it said it’s edited, my edit was there when I went back and checked, but now the edit isn’t there. Fuck you, Kinja.

I was mistaken. Kinja is the worst. Have a great time Kinja’ing everyone. If anyone needs me I’ll be at the Avocado.

* Real Coop wakes up, sees Kinja-fied version of AV Club, sticks fork back in outlet trying to get back to the Black Lodge. *

This is somehow worse than I imagined.

real av club commenter is trapped in the lodge call for help

taking a beloved property and giving it a splashy makeover that renders it nigh-unrecognizable, all in the patently desperate hope to appeal to a new audience and extend its lifespan.

I guess it’s their way of making it very blunt that they want you to talk about the article ONLY.

I’m way more disappointed in the way kinja buries features and reviews than in the comment system.

But for realsies - the Kinjapocalypse is only half the story.

Nice tongue-in-cheek headline there, folks.