My belief is that luck (being in the right place at the right time), inheritance (luck), genes (luck) explains all of her success, and I don’t need to redefine “smart” in order to make it fit.

And isn’t it an amazing coincidence that so many of the world’s best product endorsers are also really good at sports?

So I guess monkeys aren’t the only animals that fling their poo at each other.

Damn, that Republican primary is heating up

Agree. I feel like so much of activism/ social justice has become about who can SHOUT THE LOUDEST and be the most righteous. It’s almost like a new form of puritanism, everyone wants to prove that they are the most devout person in the room. And it’s all very defensive, like people are afraid someone will find out…

I don't at all think it's "killing comedy". Quite the opposite — he's still working, eh? But about the rest? "They just want to use these words......" Sorry, must agree. Been teaching writing too long. They don't seem to get rhetoric, and I want to weep when I ask if they know of any of Sting's music and they…

TBH I don’t disagree with Jerry Seinfeld. I don’t think what he’s referencing is “killing” comedy (that’s an overdramatic characterization; if it was, then why do comedy movies draw millions, comedy TV shows draw millions, comedy specials draw millions?), but I think a specific type of collegiate thinking is creating…

Endangered animals are not accessories to be used as accompaniments in your duck lipped selfies. That’s really shitty.

Not comparing the two. Making a point. People will watch shit because it's shit. Both shows have been on the air solely for rubber necking purposes. The child molestation is new, and nothing to do with why they have existed thus far. I reckon they won't be on much longer. Not trying to appall anyone, I just have a…

I’m going to continue to not watch this show.

I’ve never been into the show. To me, it always reminded me of when every comic book decided to go “grim and gritty” in the 90s. One most juvenile things to believe is that constant senseless hopelessness and violence are somehow inherently mature. It’s a 13 year old boy’s vision of what adult art should be like.

Well if there’s going to be a god damned Beyonce article every damned day.

How about no parking for schmucks who watch keeping up with the kardashians or click on articles about them, and then shit on those very people whose cultural relevance they’re essentially voting for.

Real shit. I know that by even leaving this comment I’m contributing to the K madness. Because you record a click as a marketing metric that tells Jez powers that be, that these stories drive traffic. And maybe they do. But in the past three weeks, I swear to goodness EVERY GOTDAMN DAY y’all have a story on these…

How ridiculous it is that they continue to be a thing? Seriously?!

Yes. My first thought was hey, let's all take Kloe Kardashian up on that offer, and stop talking about her family. Is that what she really wants? Because I have a sneaking suspicion that none of these women wants to get a real job.

I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion on here but: to everyone who's saying stuff like "they didn't love their child so they have no right to grief" can really just stfu.

Murderers of innocent puppies deserve all the pain one man can deliver.

Didn't Ernest already Save Christmas?

Leo story— Pre-titanic days: my friends and I kept meeting him out at all these clubs (we were all underage). He invited us to his friend Mike's house up Wonderland Ave. He and Mike were in the back of my car, and Leo piped up, "Dude, you know what I want to do tonight? I want to fuck!" These words singed my…